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DragonXeroJanuary 31, 2004 4:21 AM
I would fuck her 'till she walks funny.
ZasterJanuary 31, 2004 4:50 AM
With a name like "Tripod", I would double-check to make sure she's female first.
ObiJoJanuary 31, 2004 5:00 AM
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
kaufmanJanuary 31, 2004 8:48 AM
quote:I would fuck her 'till she walks funny.Lay off her, will ya? Look what you did to poor John Cleese!
quote:I would fuck her 'till she walks funny.
DragonXeroJanuary 31, 2004 3:00 PM
Stupid Tripod.
ZasterFebruary 1, 2004 1:57 AM
Jennifer barely survived the attack of rabid fan-boys after wandering past the Star Wars Convention hall on her way to the Halloween party.
MikeyGFebruary 3, 2004 11:25 AM
Natalie Portman in a promotional photo for her new role in 'Jurassic Park 4: Dinosaurs and Hot Lesbians'.
UnknownEricFebruary 3, 2004 1:43 PM
By popular demand, the famous statue "The Thinker" was made hotter.
possumsFebruary 3, 2004 2:36 PM
"Oh, I was just picking my back hairs, when suddenly..."
MikeyGFebruary 3, 2004 2:55 PM
Natalie sez: "Man, those Brazilians are AWESOME when it comes to the bikini area, but they don't know SHIT about waxing the back!"
shark_energyFebruary 4, 2004 5:26 AM
"Now thanks to the wonders of modern science, Portman can satisfy the sexual needs of 8 randy pervy nerdy fanboys at any one time due to her 2 new slits"
You can work out the other 6 for yourselves.
DragonXeroFebruary 4, 2004 3:31 PM
Actually, there are three new slits. :P
coldpizzaFebruary 21, 2004 12:21 PM
That's the last time I do it doggy style with Wolverine!
