From laughing at this

If you can stop laughing long enough, caption this baby!

~ I'm ready for my closeup Mr. Devile.

~ There were two of them. TWO! Then we went to the vet! What the fuck happened!

[blonde]I've been watching that for over an hour waiting for her to run out of golf balls.[/blonde]

"Tiddles, have you been getting fucked by old ned the golf course attendant again?"

-Ed wa'nt a very bright man, but when he realized that one a the litter was a mutant, well, he done opened hisself a batting cage!

-The well-guarded secret at the heart of the Wilson megacorp.

-The alternate ending to Matrix Revolutions.

This one I'll name Kitty... this one Rooster... this one Kittster... this one Rooty...

The goal of golf is to get the ball in the hole using as few strokes as possible.

Wilson's new marketing strategy was as critically lambasted as the similar 'Baby Name Sale' e-bay fiasco.

Menstruation

Veterinarians worldwide are still baffled to what reporters are calling the Ping-Pong Miracle; not just because of the unending supply of ping pongs, but also because no one knows why a new orifice into the lower intestine would appear.

Mr. Whiskers's belly suddenly exploded with a shower of ping-pong balls, after vehemently denying he had anything to do with the disappearance of my sporting goods.

Heralded as a new scientific achievement, the first monotreme feline is unveiled to a slightly baffled public.