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Look, if you wanna be in the CFGWAAG club(for short, it's a mouthful, pun intended) then be witty and have um boy parts...

I lost my penis in 'Nam. Looks like I'm out.

I lost my funny in the Korean War. But my wang is the only human body part visible from space.

My wang wants in.

Mine does too, but I don't think the owner of this club is legal.

Or any of the members.

I would join, but my PO says I can't be in the same room with younger teens and snickerdoodles. =D

im honored

I'm a cute and funny guy that takes big balls? Where, in the mouth?

My penis is kept in a velvet-lined box somewhere in East London, except at weekends.

Can nullos join?

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My penis is kept in a velvet-lined box somewhere in East London, except at weekends.

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Don't lie, boinky. You've never kept your penis anywhere.

I keep it warm during the winter.

Still lying. Usually you don't keep it in my mom's ass long enough for it to get even slightly tepid.

:O

Hey, I told you guys the rules! you have to actualy have one (not necessarily on your person) to join. Got it?

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Hey, I told you guys the rules! you have to actualy have one (not necessarily on your person) to join. Got it?

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Ok, the club is now officially callled the "Guys Who Actually are Nice Guys Society" Otherwise known as GWANGS.

GWANGS! Wangs, G!

I've got one. I'm pretty sure anyway.

Oh boys, always being silly about your manhood...
*voice of mommylikenessedyish concern*

I have penis envy!

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Oh boys, always being silly about your manhood...
*voice of mommylikenessedyish concern*

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well boys, after 4 days without the internet, I'm back. Any one wanna fill out an application for GWANGS?

well boys, after 4 days without the internet, I'm back. Any one wanna fill out an application for GWANGS?

I would, but apparently a girl joining it would be taboo.

ah, wellll....I'll consider your application...Perhaps i'll have to modify the rules...

.... so why have I not been added yet?

Dagmar can only be admitted if she has sex with the founding female members of the club. Can I get a second to that notion?

Hmmm....Ok, from this moment forward...well, someone give me some rules here, how the fuck am i supposed to regulate the number of members in GWANGS? It can't be every one who wants to get in, there's gotta be something.

It doesn't matter to me. I'm un-worthy. lol. And why do guys always want to see lesbians? Maybe they want to do it in private. They have feelings too.

They can do it in private. As long as I am privately included. That's fine. I'd rather not have a bunch of slavering ogres beating off around me while I am trying to enjoy the wonders of Sapphic love.

Oh look, Beaz=back in business.