Puppet: "Yes, Zaster! I'll be your valentine -- just please, open the chute!"

"first one who pulls the cord is a faggot."

"You're right, Ivy, Utah does look boring from above. I'm sorry I didn't believe you. Now can I get back in the plane?"

-"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to dive."

-The personality of the handpuppet, which was derived from Joe's overbearing mother, was doing its damndest to convince him both that he'd never amount to anything, and that his perfect brother Ralph would already be on the ground by now.

"I'm Clark Cobb, from Cobb's Family Hardware. Me and Socko here want to tell you of the Christian Businessman's Annual Charity Case Skydivathon."

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"You're right, Ivy, Utah does look boring from above. I'm sorry I didn't believe you. Now can I get back in the plane?"

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Mick Foley: No Mr. Socko, falling off the cage in the Hell in the Cell match just wasn't enough. We need to take a fall that the fans will love. Have a nice day.

I thought you had the chute...

News Reporter: Today Loe was married!!
News Reporter2: Its about time he got married to his right hand!

- Suddenly aerial sock-puppet-masturbation suicide didn't seem like a hot idea anymore.

- Fuck you, Socko! You'll take it in the ass and LIKE IT!

With famed puppeteer Shari Lewis in hysterics, an unidentified Delta Airlines passenger grabbed her beloved Lamb Chop, screamed "I got you now, bitch!" and leaped from the Boeing 727 at nearly 37,000 feet. It is still not clear if the abduction, caught on Flight 433 surveillance cameras, included the use of a parachute. "They just disappeared into a cloud!" wailed Lewis. "I lost sight of them." Police are asking anyone with information on the sheepnapping to call toll-free,
1(877)555-BAAH. There wool be a reward.

"How odd it is to bump into you up here Mr Snugglesworth!"