Wow. Vagina Pants Elvis!

Not only was Elvis a woman, but evidence suggests that he died of elephantitis of the vaginal lips.

Last resorts suck.

As "Elvis" walk out of the party he had his magical feathur to keep him company since he didnt have any luck with that ladies that evening..

Where's his dick? Shouldn't the dick appear somewhere in front of the balls? I'm so confused. His balls are on backwards. His dick's in his ass.

Fat Bob's Halloween Costume 1999: Camel-Toe Elvis

I'd post a caption, but I could never out do "Camel-Toe Elvis"

With concert funds dwindling to record lows, Elvis Presley was forced to castrate himself with a straight razor. "I couldn't afford to keep paying the Jordanaires", explained Presley in an unusually high pitched voice. "Now I'm a one man show -- with no dick. Thank you, thank you very much!" In a related story, upon hearing Elvis's latest version of "In the Ghetto", South Park resident Eric Cartman decided to cut off his own dick, as well. "I couldn't let that fat pig fucker sing higher than me!" squealed Cartman. "AgHhhhhh!"

With funds low, Elvis and his recording company resorted to smuggling Dog Bones through customs. With the end of the bone protruding from his anus, to make the same shape as the testicles he'd lost in the combine harvester incident years earlier, Elvis was able to take the rare treats to and from American without anyone raising an eyebrow.