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thisstinks17February 15, 2004 8:28 AM
jes_lawsonFebruary 15, 2004 11:18 AM
The ping-pong ball won't work with your pants on, honey.
SpanklingFebruary 15, 2004 11:51 AM
"Damn this thing stinks!"
Is she trying to iron her feet or eat herself out? Either way she needs help.
graykaneFebruary 15, 2004 11:59 AM
"I can feel the gerbil! I can feel it!!!"
possumsFebruary 15, 2004 12:09 PM
God damn it, Glenda, where's that lighter?
not_ScyessFebruary 15, 2004 9:05 PM
If it wasn't bad enough to be buried to his waist head-first in the quicksand bed, Lorraine had to come along and bite huge chunks out of his ass.
jes_lawsonFebruary 16, 2004 4:16 AM
quote:The ping-pong ball trick won't work with your pants on, honey. ...is what I meant to type.
quote:The ping-pong ball trick won't work with your pants on, honey.
MikeyGFebruary 16, 2004 9:02 AM
quote: If it wasn't bad enough to be buried to his waist head-first in the quicksand bed, Lorraine had to come along and bite huge chunks out of his ass. Holy crap, that made me spit out my birch beer.
quote: If it wasn't bad enough to be buried to his waist head-first in the quicksand bed, Lorraine had to come along and bite huge chunks out of his ass.
kaufmanFebruary 16, 2004 9:05 AM
"Wehn a man loves a woman ..."
MikeyGFebruary 16, 2004 1:16 PM
quote:"Wehn a man loves a woman ..." "...sometimes they merge to become a hermaphroditic being with characteristics of both sexes..."
quote:"Wehn a man loves a woman ..."
AtheistDiaryFebruary 16, 2004 8:23 PM
"Hey, Mom! Watch me crap out a Wirthling!"