Holy fucking shit. I can't belive I actually WON one of these. That's incredible. Thanks to shark_energy. Great guy.

Well, here's your comic!

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Bonus points for photoshopped entries, stoned or drunk entries, and pictures of cows.

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Where are your cows?

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Where are your cows?

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ooh. touché, NooniePuu. I liked that one.

And remember folks, the dog needs to be using a thought bubble, otherwise the comic doesn't make any sense.

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Where are your cows?

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Muu.

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Greek cows say "mu."

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the dog needs to be using a thought bubble, otherwise the comic doesn't make any sense.

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I'm so drunk I nearly forgot my cow picture!

thats an odd breed

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(..O..O..)
.(..UU..)
....(..)........"Moo! I say Moo boy"

wow. you used my line. and forgot backgrounds! nice.

anyway, judging will be on friday or saturday because I have finals and shit coming up. so... hurry.

It's a tribute man. And I never forgot the background, you're computer must be taking it's time loading the strip fully.

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That last one moves in the last frame from my machine, but not after I FTP'd it up. I don't know why the animated gif doesn't work. sigh. And it was such high-brow humor too.

Dirty, dirty, man, must, stop, watching.

Uh...it works, Spankling. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, does it work. I've got to go rinse my eyes out with turpentine.

well, its judging time, and for the most part I am not dissapointed. Here goes...

The Truth Award This would really happen

Mikey G for "Leggo My Bone!"

Most Political

Goes to no one, because none were that political.

Funniest Comic to Nerds

and the award goes to...
Smamurai for "Maul or nuthin!" I guess. Really, you'd have to be a big nerd to get that one. I mean, such a big nerd you'd have to know that I exist.

Most Sexual

Spankling for "Typical." (don't worry, this one's got other awards coming up.)

Most Ironic

Goes to xxausrottenxx for "hey, it worked for possums."

Best Pun

clearly goes to Xuanwu for "Bone Appetite".

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Well, they were mostly in good taste, racially (although sexual taste is questionable at best.), so no one gets this one.

Most Obscure

goes to Unkown Eric for "the shark has jumped". What the fuck? The title? A Cleveland steamer? Damn.

The Tobor Award For funniest Inside Joke

Again goes to smamurai for the same one.

Best Title

is a tie between UnknownEric's and boinky33's "Buffo is a dumb name". And it is, but I didn't want to use Rover or Spot or some dumbass name like that.

The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

no one. all the corn? where is it?

Silver Award of Excellence

To MikeyG for "Caninelingus." Really really funny.

Creativity Award

To spankling for the same one.

and of course, you knew this was coming...

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

goes to Spankling again for "Typical." I follow through when I give bonus points, and not only was his comic doctored, it was ANIMATED. And of course, the sight of a boy giving a dog fellatio is absolutely hilarious.

Congratulations, Spankling, and all you splendiferous monkeyfuckers!

oh and props to shark_energy for the testicals one. Great stuff.

And now I shall close this FTC with a poem.

old mother hubbard
went to her cupboard
to give her poor dog a bone.
but when she bent over
old Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own.

Hmmm... I only win here when I use photoslop. Maybe I should run a regular comic in PV...

At any rate, I'll have a contest up shortly. And thanks!

Huzzizle!