Tired of low-cholesterol junk food? Have we got the solution for you!

Cheez it. I'd rather just drink myself to death, if it's all the same.

if only elvis were alive to see this.

Oh man...I think I saw that booth at the MN State Fair! Deep fry it and put it on a stick. How can anyone NOT want it?

Caption:

*Attempting to compete with the Ukrainian company selling chocolate-covered pork fat, Hershey's finds a goldmine market in the south.

(yes, the Ukrainians did invent chocolate covered pork fat)

Hershey's finds slightly better success with their latest than with their previous one, "Deep-Fried Afterbirth".

Hershey's finds slightly better success with their latest than with their previous one, "Deep-Fried Afterbirth".

I liked your first one better, Mikey.

They're crunchy AND fattening! Mmmm...

and possibly... I'm lovin it.

...although i might have heard that somewhere else...

Chocolate is proven to lower your cholesterol...
...except in the milk chocolate and deep fried states.

What I love is the legs on that woman in the picture. Do they ever come close to meeting at the top? I'm guessing they're still 8 inches apart up there.

plus, the guy to her right, the one with the white sneakers, is from The Hills Have Eyes.

Is it the deep fried candy bars that does it to them?

they're definitely mutating, that's for sure.

"Disguised as a Deep fried candy bar vendor, The dreaded South American plump people eater plant never misses a meal."

The sheer ridiculousness of the ensuing candy puns drew Snickers from the audience.