at first i thought that if jesus can take everything that mel gibson put Him through, then...
but finally i realized that Hisham would just eat Him. he'd shit jesus before getting to the appetizers. put a little salmon and capers on Him. tastes like crackers. Catholics would be dipping chalices into Hisham's toilet. the whole sunday mass would change. every sunday, priests everywhere would be breaking shit and drinking toilet juice with a huge shit-streaked roll of Charmin danging from the ceiling behind them. every christmas, the faithful would TP their own houses. "Deck the halls with bowels and paper..."
