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HealdPK
March 11, 2004 3:38 PM

ComicRater. Where to start. Well, ComicRater thought he'd start his 'rating' on my highly superior Noodle Soup collection. He gave the most fucktarded response to anything I've seen. He can't spell, he doesn't know any grammar and he uses no punctuation. He is also an asshat. He has some sort of belief that all critics are assholes. And what is the deal with calling yourself the ComicRater? That is just screaming 'I'M A N00B WHO IS TRYING TO MUSCLE IN SOME RESPECT'. You think if you call yourself the offical Comic Rater, you're going to be respected, crowned king and champion, perhaps made admin of the boards? Bullshit. You have also produced no comics (apart from your shitty competition, which you put in the wrong forum, dipshit), so unless we see some results, either put up or shut up.

Yes, I know I'm new, but I'm not a fucktard like ComicRater.

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User #16352
March 11, 2004 3:45 PM

I like you.

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possums
March 11, 2004 3:48 PM

I like the cut of you jib, HP man.

But if you want to see REALLY bad punk-tuation, look at PunkkRoccPrincez's's's comics. I hate her so much, I hate her twice! Once in her mouth, and once in her esophagus.

If anyone wants to end this....

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HealdPK
March 11, 2004 4:01 PM

Unfortunately, I already have had the misfortune of being introduced to punxroxxorsomfgwtfshitknotprincz or whatever the hell he is called, I don't give a damn. All I know is that at least he is attempting to make comics (even if they are impressively shit) while this lazy fucktard thinks he is the comic maestro. He can be the maestro with my foot up his ass.

And in classic style...

What's a jib?

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User #16352
March 11, 2004 4:09 PM

The thing on the end of the end of your shoelace.

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possums
March 11, 2004 4:10 PM

Good point. What the fuck is a jib?

I'ma make a comic about it.

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DragonXero
March 12, 2004 1:39 AM

Isn't a Jib what you get when you blow people apart in Quake?

Oh, wait, that's a gib. My bad.

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fuzzyman
March 12, 2004 3:02 AM

Jib is a nautical term referring to a triangular sail stretching from the foretopmast head to the jib boom and in small craft to the bowsprit or the bow, of course.

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DragonXero
March 12, 2004 4:08 AM

fuzzyman knows this because he likes rum, sodomy, and VD.

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Zaster
March 12, 2004 5:47 AM

That, and his favorite song is "Yo ho! Blow the man down."

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MikeyG
March 12, 2004 7:21 AM

Heald, I like your sense of humor. The only problem is that you've got to work on the character/dialogue placement. It doesn't work the way you've got it unless you read right to left.

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OMG_DaGmAr_6481987
March 12, 2004 7:58 AM

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Yes, I know I'm new, but I'm not a fucktard like ComicRater.

LOLO OMG HE SIAD TARD HAHA ...etc.

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OMG_DaGmAr_6481987
March 12, 2004 7:59 AM

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Yes, I know I'm new, but I'm not a fucktard like ComicRater.

LOLO OMG HE SIAD TARD HAHA ...etc.

2 times, I say! 2 times!

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Interlocking_Man
March 12, 2004 9:59 AM

ComicRater? More like GimmickAccount, am I right?

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HealdPK
March 12, 2004 10:04 AM

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Heald, I like your sense of humor. The only problem is that you've got to work on the character/dialogue placement. It doesn't work the way you've got it unless you read right to left.
Yeah, I noticed that too. Unfortunately, I'm not going to change it. Why? Either Stripcreator makes a way to elevate speech bubbles above others (i.e. to give the impression who speaks first, regardless of position) or people read the comic and then realise that it doesn't make sense unless you read the other speech bubble first. Sorry, but I'm not going to leave a giant plot-hole about why all the character's computers suddenly move to the right instead of the left if they talk afterwards. Don't take it the wrong way. I see the problem too, but I feel the comic looks better regardless.

PS Shouldn't we be insulting ComicRetard?

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possums
March 12, 2004 11:19 AM

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PS Shouldn't we be insulting ComicRetard?

Agreed. You're a good man, HPK dude. You get straight to the point and don't take no guff.

Anywho, ComicRater is soooo stupid, that he still hasn't found this fucking thread.

ComicRater is soooo stupid, that he died of exposure after looking at a can marked "concentrate."

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MikeyG
March 12, 2004 11:53 AM

I thought we were supposed to be rating assholes?

I give this one a 5.

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Rabid_Weasle
March 12, 2004 3:43 PM

Hooray for man gash!

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attitudechicka
March 12, 2004 4:59 PM

I really shouldn't have to see that picture every time I open a thread. There should be a way to choose not to view pictures in posts.

Furthermore, it seems strange that a user would name themselves "ComicRater" when they don't even have the ability to actually rate comics (using the rating system anyway). I also find it absurd that this guy JUST JOINED and considers himself the supreme justice on all that is funny.

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User #38758
March 12, 2004 5:06 PM

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I really shouldn't have to see that picture every time I open a thread.

It's really not that bad once you stare it through the queasiness barrier, mate - almost art-like.

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User #16352
March 12, 2004 5:07 PM

I agree, chicka....
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ANNOYINGxANGELS
March 12, 2004 9:06 PM

Ohh...I know I can't spell. Please forgive me...

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MikeyG
March 17, 2004 10:42 AM

Hooray for man gash!

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