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fuzzymanMarch 14, 2004 8:24 PM
User #16352March 14, 2004 8:33 PM
"I like my men skinny."
SpanklingMarch 14, 2004 9:39 PM
Wendy took the Adkins diet a bit too far. She deboned her husband on the street in 2 minutes flat.
ZasterMarch 15, 2004 12:53 AM
If he had any guts he'd leave her.
coldpizzaMarch 15, 2004 1:26 AM
Sexual education at Douglas Middle took a surprising twist today, as Trish Gremaldi taught her 10th grade class how to buttfuck a skeleton.
kaufmanMarch 15, 2004 7:42 AM
Calista Flockhart and her partner are off to San Francisco to get married.
FreakoMarch 15, 2004 12:51 PM
ACK !!! ya beat me to it .. damn.
Enjoy my Damnation.
Rabid_WeasleMarch 15, 2004 5:41 PM
I see at least two people with a boner right now.
Shadow_ArtistMarch 17, 2004 5:05 AM
Dawn of the Dead: When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will be molested on earth!
NooniePuuBunnyMarch 17, 2004 9:18 AM
Necrophiliacs Anonymous anyone?
FreakoMarch 17, 2004 9:51 AM
He knew it was "taboo" , but Jeff could not deny his feelings for Janice, and decided to take her to the "Dead and Loving it" mixer anyways.
MikeyGMarch 18, 2004 10:21 AM
We were all kind of spooked out when Aunt Beatrice showed us on the doctor's skeleten what she would do to 'that sultry Angelina Jolie' if she was there now.
