"Just when you thought muppet porn couldn't get any worse ...."

"By the power vested in me, you are baptised into the church of the lactating orangutan!"

"Is this weird for you? Just tell us if this starts to feel weird for you."

Unable to come up with any new ideas for a Planet of the Apes sequel, Tim Burton and Marky Mark take a quick timeout for milk and cookies.

Fortunately, Gollum porn never really caught on.

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Ok seriously... what the hell is the deal with this one?

The cult of the Lactating Moon was finally dispersed and its ringleaders arrested for their ceremonies of ritualized rape and puppet sex.

I don't know what my firewall/zone alarm is blocking, but I don't even see the red x for this thing.

Tongue tied and twisted like an earthbound misfit, Mokey soon realizes she is no longer in Fraggle Rock.

Not surprisingly, they all will be playing football for Colorado next year.

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Ok seriously... what the hell is the deal with this one?

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"I know its weird, but its good for your skin. Look at what it did to my little friend!"