Still missing Josh's company, Heather decides to forego her Burkittsville documentary and fellatiate the infamous Tree of Death in Sleepy Hollow.

If that thing every springs to attention it just might squish her like a bug.

After the "nip-slip" incident at halftime, scientists at MIT were finally able to obtain a microscopic view of Janet Jackson's nipple.

>:)

Enjoy my Damnation

"gee whiz! I sure wished my nipples where as hard as those!"

It was all fun and games until nine months later when she gave birth to a sapling.

ENT PORN!

When the tree finally came, she couldn't help craving waffles.

Later after watching Evil Dead, Michelle thought she should stop seeing Woody.

Little do most people know, but the Redneck Tree was inspired by a real life incident...

Woman drowns in moneyshot mishap