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this isnt really trash talking, but ill be giving this cup my best shot

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You're goin' down, Spankling. On me, that is.

All of your comic making skills are at a level which is lower than my current ability to create comics.

I disagree with your assessment. I feel that my skill at making comics surpases all other contestants' at the current time.

My strategy is infallible.
I didn't enter. Therefore, I can't lose!
Logically it follows that the worst I can do is tie for first.

This is some of the lamest trash talk I ever read. Especially that first post.

CAN YOU SMEEEEEELLL-L-LL-L-L-LLL-LL WHAT THE BOINKY IS COOKING?

Clam chowder.

I can SMEEEEEELLL-L-LL-L-L-LLL-LL WHAT THE BOINKY has stepped in.

Clam chowder.

What the fuck is it with the way people portray Asian dialect sometimes? You cant just substitute the letter R for the letter L and vice-versa. Possums if a Chink was to say the word 'lorry' then using your one-size fits all method that would be written as 'rolly'. Which then prompts the question that if said Oriental is able to pronounce Rs and Ls in the same word then he should also be able to do it in the correct order (to say 'lorry').

Either have him pronounce Rs as Ls or Ls as Rs. You can't have him do both.

Oh and everybody is going down. Oh yes etc.
I am so pretty I am gonna knock Kaufman the fuck out in the 1st round, and hell, he aint even in my pick.
Thats how hard core I is.
Already MikeyG has offered me a bribe to pull out early. Which I see as a lack of trust on his part, as I have told him plenty times before that a man (albeit a really ugly man with tits) cannot get pregnant.

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What the fuck is it with the way people portray Asian dialect sometimes? You cant just substitute the letter R for the letter L and vice-versa. Possums if a Chink was to say the word 'lorry' then using your one-size fits all method that would be written as 'rolly'.

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I thought of doing this in a Muhammad Ali rhyme, but then I thought against it.

I'm gonna do it here.

What do you think about the competition?

That spanklin' mofo
he just don't know.
when I'm done with him,
he's gonna be my ho.

Kaufman, yes,
the director of cats
when I kick his ass,
he'll be saying, "rats!"

This one time, this guy had a really nice endtable in his trash, so I took it home and used it as a keyboard stand.

Now, that's trash talkin'.

I'm gonna punt kaufman across the field.
I'm gonna take the law out of jes_lawson and break it.
I'm gonna beat smamurai so bad he's gonna have to change his name to spamurai, because all that'll be left after I beat him down is a grayish hunk of gooey meat.

I'm so pretty, I'm so mean
I'ma ground you muthas like coffee beans

Facing a 3rd straight 1st round exit, now I realize the error of my entries...

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I'm like the Calgary Flames of the Comic Cup. I never get out of the 1st round.

Even if I go out this round, I'll still win the cup.

You gonna need a cup for the slam I'm gonna give you in the balls.

Yeeeeeeeah!

Bazilla isn't here to declare that I'm going to win, so I still have a shot.

fuzzyman, you're so going to win.

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What the fuck is it with the way people portray Asian dialect sometimes? You cant just substitute the letter R for the letter L and vice-versa. Possums if a Chink was to say the word 'lorry' then using your one-size fits all method that would be written as 'rolly'. Which then prompts the question that if said Oriental is able to pronounce Rs and Ls in the same word then he should also be able to do it in the correct order (to say 'lorry').

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That's the point: to make it ironic. I don't like racist jar-gon.

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