For when your "fuck me" shoes just won't do the trick.

So it's one of those places where they do it right on your table.

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I don't recommend the crabs.

Welcome to our establishment! Your hostesses are ready to attend to your every need.

Ha ha! That says "buff"!

Fuk Yoo found that his business tripled after he made that subtle, but oh so important name change.

- Finding his Irish-Vietnamese menu bombing and himself going bankrupt, he decided to spend his last 5 kilobucks on hookers, enemas, and a novelty sign.

- The sign maker's conscious had killed him, but money's money.

- ...which led to a huge incident when the owner accidently hired a waitress named Mi.

- Well, you couldn't exactly watch the universe end, but Fuk Mi on Frogstar D did have those minty toothpicks everyone loves.