Every time I get a new msg I click to read it and the box comes up saying

'You have no private messages.'

So then I have to close the browser, go back to desktop and bring up a fresh browser then head back to SC. It's a royal pain in the ass. Did I mention it was a royal pain in the ass already?

You're a royal pain in the ass.

Stop trying to impress the laides by pretending you get PMs.

Why, who are the 'laides' and why are they so important that someone would want to impress them?

Lex Luthor: He gets the laides!

He also gets the gay.