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Zaster
April 5, 2004 7:03 PM

You people just don't get it, do you? Look, the theory of quantum space is grounded in the theory of sets. Hello? The quantum of action is a measure on the quantum set that generates the quantum space. If you could pull your head out of your ass for five seconds, you would see that in quantum space there exist dual spaces p and q defined by the translation operators subject to the quantum conditions and that their Fourier representation provide the physical elements of the quantum set. Do I have to draw you a picture? The algebraic structure (commutation relations) unfolds the quantum topological group structure with its graded Lie manifold and gauge field. Jeez Louise, it's like talking to a wall!

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biped
April 6, 2004 9:47 AM

WILLIS: "You people just don't get it, do you? Look, the theory of quantum space is grounded in the theory of sets. Hello? The quantum of action is a measure on the quantum set that generates the quantum space. If you could pull your head out of your ass for five seconds, you would see that in quantum space there exist dual spaces p and q defined by the translation operators subject to the quantum conditions and that their Fourier representation provide the physical elements of the quantum set. Do I have to draw you a picture? The algebraic structure (commutation relations) unfolds the quantum topological group structure with its graded Lie manifold and gauge field. Jeez Louise, it's like talking to a wall!"

ARNOLD: "That's easy for YOU to say!"

(audience laughs)

MR. DRUMMOND: "Now, boys -- let's just say you were BOTH right about the theory of quantum space."

(audience: "awwww....")

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boorite
April 6, 2004 10:38 AM

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You people just don't get it, do you? Look, the theory of quantum space is grounded in the theory of sets. Hello? The quantum of action is a measure on the quantum set that generates the quantum space. If you could pull your head out of your ass for five seconds, you would see that in quantum space there exist dual spaces p and q defined by the translation operators subject to the quantum conditions and that their Fourier representation provide the physical elements of the quantum set. Do I have to draw you a picture? The algebraic structure (commutation relations) unfolds the quantum topological group structure with its graded Lie manifold and gauge field. Jeez Louise, it's like talking to a wall!


Why do you bring up supersymmetry without mentioning that when a particle with an odd half-integer value of intrinsic angular momentum (fermion) is transformed into the corresponding particle having an integer "spin" value (boson), and then back again, it turns out that the particle has moved in space. OH, I GUESS THAT WOULD DRAG SPECIAL RELATIVITY INTO THE MODEL, AND WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT. I swear, you quantum types are all the same, with your multiples of constant least amounts.

Why don't you call us when you observe some evidence that your "photinos" and "gluinos" actually exist? You know, in the actual world? I mean it shouldn't be hard to detect a particle with 50 to 1000 times the mass of a proton, now should it? While you're at it, have a look around for Bigfoot. You fucking IDIOT.

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TheNewSoup
April 6, 2004 11:35 AM

Oh yeah? Well my atomic particle thing is better than YOUR atomic whatever! So HA!

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ivytheplant
April 6, 2004 12:42 PM

Jeez people! Don't you know that quantum physics is God's way of saying "hahaha fuck you!"? Now METAphysics. That's where it's at!

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CowTipper
April 6, 2004 6:28 PM

"You primitive screwheads wouldn't understand molecules and atoms and stuff...."

It's something like that.

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DragonXero
April 6, 2004 8:21 PM

quote:
"You primitive screwheads wouldn't understand molecules and atoms and stuff...."

It's something like that.



"THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!"

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Zaster
April 7, 2004 12:19 AM

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You fucking IDIOT.
Holy crap! I totally forgot to figure in the "fucking idiot" factor. (Universe implodes)

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boorite
April 7, 2004 6:03 AM

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I totally forgot to figure in the "fucking idiot" factor. (Universe implodes)


No, no, NO! The universe cannot collapse into a dense state because of the Pauli exclusion principle, which forbids more than one fermion from occupying a single quantum state. DUMBASS!

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Zaster
April 8, 2004 5:38 AM

I'm sorry, but reference to the theoretical work of Pauly Shore isn't going to help your case at all.
Not unless we're talking string theory, of course.
And you could at least spell his name right.

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boorite
April 8, 2004 5:53 AM

Pauly Shore invented the laser beam.

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MikeyG
April 8, 2004 6:24 AM

No, no, no. That was Val Kilmer and some girlie college boy.

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boorite
April 8, 2004 6:53 AM

No, Kilmer invented the famous thought experiment "Kilmer's Keanu," where you put a bad actor in a box and kill him. It didn't reveal anything about quantum physics, but was still quite satisfying.

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jools
April 11, 2004 5:29 AM

quote:
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I totally forgot to figure in the "fucking idiot" factor. (Universe implodes)


No, no, NO! The universe cannot collapse into a dense state because of the Pauli exclusion principle, which forbids more than one fermion from occupying a single quantum state. DUMBASS!

WELL THEN! WHAT THE FUCK IS HELIUM-3 DOING IN A BOSE-EINSTEIN CONDENSATE?

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MikeyG
April 11, 2004 8:18 AM

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No, Kilmer invented the famous thought experiment "Kilmer's Keanu," where you put a bad actor in a box and kill him. It didn't reveal anything about quantum physics, but was still quite satisfying.

I submit that this experiment must be repeated ad nauseum, or at least until we see some conclusive evidence that the results of such an experiment are detrimental.

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EvilZak
April 11, 2004 6:30 PM

quote:
quote:
You people just don't get it, do you? Look, the theory of quantum space is grounded in the theory of sets. Hello? The quantum of action is a measure on the quantum set that generates the quantum space. If you could pull your head out of your ass for five seconds, you would see that in quantum space there exist dual spaces p and q defined by the translation operators subject to the quantum conditions and that their Fourier representation provide the physical elements of the quantum set. Do I have to draw you a picture? The algebraic structure (commutation relations) unfolds the quantum topological group structure with its graded Lie manifold and gauge field. Jeez Louise, it's like talking to a wall!


Why do you bring up supersymmetry without mentioning that when a particle with an odd half-integer value of intrinsic angular momentum (fermion) is transformed into the corresponding particle having an integer "spin" value (boson), and then back again, it turns out that the particle has moved in space. OH, I GUESS THAT WOULD DRAG SPECIAL RELATIVITY INTO THE MODEL, AND WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT. I swear, you quantum types are all the same, with your multiples of constant least amounts.

Why don't you call us when you observe some evidence that your "photinos" and "gluinos" actually exist? You know, in the actual world? I mean it shouldn't be hard to detect a particle with 50 to 1000 times the mass of a proton, now should it? While you're at it, have a look around for Bigfoot. You fucking IDIOT.



What the fuck are you arguing about physics though when it's obvious a retarded crippled dog knows more about the Minimal Supersymmetric Standard Model than you? At least the dog can recognize that if you fire a proton at an antiproton and instead of fragmenting they give off large amounts of energy, THEN SOMETHING FUCKED UP. Just face it, squarks exist and you know it. Anyone who thinks strings are the smallest object possible obviously never took an x-ray of your fucking head.

Now I know when you read this, instead of USING YOUR BRAIN TO THINK you will ask some dumbass question like "Well if we accept supersymmetry then why haven't we known about selectrons as long as we've known about electrons?" Jesus H. Christ, why don't you ask what letter comes after B while you're at it? Here, I'll put in terms even someone with a short attention span such as yourself can understand: You can't collide particles and antiparticles using a caveman's club! If we could pull supersymmetrical experiments out of our ass like you think we could then everything would be fine and dandy, but you don't see anyone asking Jennifer Lopez for help on their physics exam do you? Of course I'm sure that's exactly what you do, because we all know what you DON'T think about when you look at a woman.

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DragonXero
April 12, 2004 7:34 AM

Let's talk about quantum singularities. I understand those better.

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boorite
April 12, 2004 10:57 AM

Singularities? Well, if you want to see something infinitely small and infinitely dense, take a look at EVILZAK'S FUCKING BRAIN!

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boorite
April 12, 2004 11:52 AM

Wait a second. He's quite clever, actually.

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jools
April 12, 2004 12:52 PM

OI! BOO! FLUX TUBES!

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boorite
April 12, 2004 1:53 PM

FECK ARSE! OI LOVE MOI PROBES OF THE IO TORUS PLASMA!

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jools
April 12, 2004 2:21 PM

NO YOU PIECE OF ARSEBISCUIT!

WHY THE FUCK DO MAGNETIC FLUX TUBES WITHIN SUPERCONDUCTERS BEHAVE LIKE THE STRONG FORCE? ANSWER ME THAT BITCH!

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boorite
April 13, 2004 6:03 AM

Beats me.

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jools
April 13, 2004 2:49 PM

Quark-antiquark pairs? Created how?

TELL ME!

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DragonXero
April 14, 2004 4:28 AM

The dynamic constitute of hydrollic mating.. er... joules.

Oh, and lots of fucking.

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jools
April 14, 2004 10:46 AM

Supersymmetric Higgs boson? Anyone?

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Zaster
April 14, 2004 8:30 PM

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Supersymmetric Higgs boson? Anyone?
None for me, thanks. I'm trying to lose mass.

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