Ok, so this is a little peculiar for the photoshop, but i think that this could be the answer to all the worlds problems.

Feel free to caption or better yet, to come up with the perfect electorial slogan.

WAKE UP, AMERICA -- BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

"Listen up, you primitive screwheads... this... IS MY PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN!"

"When you enter that voting booth on election day, remember to place your X next to 'Groovy'!"

GIMME SOME SUGAR, AMERICA.

"One nation, under... *achoo* ...with liberty and justice for all.."

"My vice president will be.. me."

"I know I said no new taxes, but that's just what we call pillow talk baby."

Walk softly and carry a fistful of boomstick.

"We cannot allow the threat of trees to hound the innocent camping citizens of this great nation! Oaksama Birch Lemon, you're going down."