Edwin eventually came to the realization that he should have fled the operating room as soon as he overheard the plastic surgeon say, "Hee-haw...me Dog On Ball."

It was the worste bitch slappin he ever had. He never should have told her those jeans made her ass look fat.

"Keep starin at me, Punk, cuz its the last damn thing you'll see..."

Turns out Grace Jones can get scarier.

Boy George's new Picaso look wasn't winning over as many fans as he'd hoped.

What? It's the toupe', isn't it?

Well, the new hairstyle didn't work. Maybe if he cultivated some gigantic, horrendous-looking boogers the girls would finally begin to notice him.

One of Morrissey's rejected new looks...