"Hey, Ma! I can see my crotch from here!"

"I wonder if I'll get extra points for my tampon slipping out?""

"Susan still had comfort knowing that even if she failed as a gymnist, she could always pursue porn."

Once again, the incredible force of Peter North's explosive orgasm launched his co-star into the next room.

this is what happens when the invisible man gets lucky.

"After her life-shattering (and anal shattering) injury (seen just moments after this action shot was taken) Kelly understood exactly why they removed 'The Flying Anal Mount' from the Kama Sutra"

Although Kelly wished to explore her lesbian desires, she totally misunderstood the concept of "muff-diving".

nice.

Kelly scored a 10 on her 10-foot cuntplant.

When the Gymnastics Hootenanny broke out, Kelly volunteered to slap her thighs to the beat...

"Dang... there has to be an easier way to air out my yeast infection."