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ZasterApril 17, 2004 3:01 PM
BargaintuanApril 17, 2004 3:40 PM
"There. Now stay perfectly still. As soon as I write numbers all over your hand, we should be able to tell the time."
bipedApril 17, 2004 4:01 PM
Bill liked to date blind girls because he could fool them into thinking he had a real big weenis.
FreakoApril 17, 2004 5:50 PM
SHOOT ! ... paper covers rock. I WIN ! I WIN!
possumsApril 17, 2004 7:07 PM
"Holy crap! It's Jaws!"
or
"Holy crap! It's Robert Mitchum!"
AtheistDiaryApril 17, 2004 7:09 PM
Bill finally found his dream date: a blind midget with a PUNCH-ME-IN-THE-CHOPS fetish.
NooniePuuBunnyApril 17, 2004 8:26 PM
"Wow! I hope its true what they say about men with big hands........"
SpanklingApril 17, 2004 9:22 PM
A twist and a flip and she had him on the ground.
UnknownEricApril 20, 2004 10:01 AM
After a close review, the judges determined him medically ineligible for the World Fisting Championships.
