I know what you're thinking, but the scratches down your back would take weeks to heal.

"Do I have something stuck in my teeth?"

"I'll take 2 of those delcious looking mice please and a super size dead milk"

You were supposed to wear pasties, not Post-Its.

So that's who left the dead mouse next to my bed!

"She watches you sleep, brings you presents, and has sex with you."

I don't mind the mice in the bed, or the odd postit note fetish. But I'm gonna need a skin graft on my back.

If you tit-fuck her right tit, it's necrophilia.

"It's not that I don't find you sexy, it's just, well... about your breath..."

"Myaa?"

"Dead, alive...dead, alive...can't decide...boing-boing-bwoing..."

The things ya have to put up with when ya want a lil' pussy.