Regardless of what others might say about it, Jeff thought premature ejaculation was just plain swell.

Rule 125: Never let someone take your picture 5 minutes after having your shaft gobbled by a wide-mouthed nubile strumpet.

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Regardless of what others might say about it, Jeff thought premature ejaculation was just plain swell.

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Nine months after the rophynol wore off, Greg recieved an unexpected claims letter from the child support agency.

"What? No, he's not my brother! What are you accusing me of??"

She was proud of being asked out on a real date, and he was proud of smoking most of the bouquet.

"Ya may think ahm a hill-billy, but you ain't gettin a peice of ass like this'un, Yankee!"