"And that's not all, Nancy! If you order the new Bukkako-Matic before the end of the program, you get a six-month supply of our exclusive Vacuu-Suck Sploogey-Bags absolutely free!"

I *KNEW* you'd be the first one to caption this :-P

"The secret ingredient for Nancy's award winning 'Man-chowder' is now revealed."

The take from the sperm bank heist was hard to count.

Sally had little trouble collecting plenty of donations. Now, the hard part would be figuring out which charity was most in need of a large bowl of gooey, tainted semen.

Got cereal?

After Rod Stewart's emergency stomach pumping, a lab technician examines the contents.

"Okay, that's enough, guys. Any more and I won't even be able to taste the Rice Krispies."

follow-up:

Instead of "snap", "crackle", and "pop", the Rice Krispies were now saying: "GAG!!!", "OH MY GOD, NO!!!", and "PLEASE KILL ME!!!"

People versus Michael Jackson: Exhibit 35b

LOW-CARB! Step right up, it's low-carb!