Tyrone Biggums:
"It's a CREAM now?!"

For those with gas problems.

"AND...it's PRE-FELCHED!"

It must be expensive. do you know how hard it is to fill a 8 OZ container with that stuff?

"Do you have a sore, dry, itchy crack? Cratch your scaly anus no more, for now we present to you our patented crack cream! Order now and get a Mr. Squeezee EZ Home Enema kit free of charge!"

"For those awkward moments when you've got to dribble semen out of your asshole."