"Mommy! I can't see you, mommy!"

"Don't go into the light, Carol Ann!"

for some reason it reminds me of Orgasmo

The crabs on the beach are brutal this year.

After the original "Captain Wanker" killed himself, this last minute replacement was substituted in his place.

The Ham Ranger was eager to get to the beach, but he could not shake the feeling that he had forgotten something important.

"Hey Steven! Surprise!"

The incredibly rare second edition William "the Refrigerator" Perry G.I. Joe figurine went for $5,320 in an auction at Sotheby's last night.

"COME ON, JIMMY! LETS MAKE SOME FRICKEN SAND CASTLES"

I can't see the picture.

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Good children's entertainers are hard to find these days.

A candy-colored clown they call The Sandman

...Tiptoes to my room every night

... and proceeds to do the monkey, as pictured.

"For obvious reasons, superhero Mystical Man-Boob was barred from EVER joining the Super Friends."

Despite his eye-catching attire, this American Idol had talent as a singer, and thus his career was short-lived.

Introducing the Annette Funicello Beach Blanket Bingo undergarment line, exclusively at Mervyns. All other bras pail by comparison.