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biped
May 10, 2004 2:40 PM

If you don't think these comics are funny, please note that I've already cleverly included the word "unfunny" in the titles in order to defuse any potential criticisms of them, and if you say they aren't funny I can just say that they weren't meant to be funny, and if you say "well you succeeded because they aren't" then I'll just say "good."

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biped May 10, 2004 2:42 PM	/comics/biped/229344/
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theDROOLfool May 10, 2004 2:50 PM	Do we have too much time on our lil paddies? Is that the problem, biped? Them there comics gave me a nose bleed ...will there be any indemnity for my pain and suffering? Curious george wanted to know
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biped May 10, 2004 2:54 PM	Didn't like 'em? Didn't mean for you to.
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biped May 10, 2004 3:58 PM	/comics/biped/229381/
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NooniePuuBunny May 10, 2004 7:01 PM	I think you're having a problem that freud would describe as aggression toward your father through the phone he always hogged in previous years when talking to his little friends so you could never talk to your own friends. Thusly, you are taking it out on the poor phone graphic of this site. (BTW: I actually enjoyed those comics.)
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theDROOLfool
May 10, 2004 7:03 PM

biped quote: _______________________________________________________________________

Didn't like 'em? Didn't mean for you to
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waaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww...it's true...you can't be the hambone all the time.
Even with all your prodigious talent....one must prorate the Ã©clat to the lowly, at least once.
i understand your reasoning ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|o:

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NooniePuuBunny May 10, 2004 7:14 PM	quote: waaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww...it's true...you can't be the hambone all the time. o_o but they're not funny! They're educational! There is so much hidden meaning and worth locked within these tomes of graphic goodness: quote: MORAL: Mom's Civil War figurines from the Franklin Mint cannot answer the phone for you. You see? Deep meaning!
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biped May 10, 2004 7:20 PM	quote: Even with all your prodigious talent I liked that part.
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theDROOLfool May 10, 2004 7:25 PM	theDROOLfool quote: Even with all your prodigious talent -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- biped quote: I liked that part. hahahahahaha -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- consider that your treat for tonight slurp
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biped
May 10, 2004 7:26 PM

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o_o but they're not funny! They're educational! There is so much hidden meaning and worth locked within these tomes of graphic goodness:

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MORAL: Mom's Civil War figurines from the Franklin Mint cannot answer the phone for you.

You see? Deep meaning!

I'm pleased that you were able to discern my hidden philanthropic motivations in making these wonderful educational comics for the children.

Your analysis of the Freudian implications would have been right on the mark as well if I had actually had any friends back then, except for my doggy.

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NooniePuuBunny
May 10, 2004 7:28 PM

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o_o but they're not funny! They're educational! There is so much hidden meaning and worth locked within these tomes of graphic goodness:

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MORAL: Mom's Civil War figurines from the Franklin Mint cannot answer the phone for you.

You see? Deep meaning!

I'm pleased that you were able to discern my hidden philanthropic motivations in making these wonderful educational comics for the children.

Your analysis of the Freudian implications would have been right on the mark as well if I had actually had any friends back then, except for my doggy.

Your father wouldnt let you talk to your doggy on the phone? How sad!

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biped May 10, 2004 7:33 PM	I had to use two tin cans with a string between them, and put one of them out the window for my doggy to talk on. And sometimes when I thought I was talking to my doggy it was really just raccoons who came out of the woods at night to go through the trash, and they would taunt me.
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NooniePuuBunny May 10, 2004 7:36 PM	quote: I had to use two tin cans with a string between them, and put one of them out the window for my doggy to talk on. And sometimes when I thought I was talking to my doggy it was really just raccoons who came out of the woods at night to go through the trash, and they would taunt me. Raccoons can be cruel, especially when they're in their teenage years. That must've been awful!
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biped May 10, 2004 7:44 PM	quote: Raccoons can be cruel, especially when they're in their teenage years. That must've been awful! Yes, and my only recourse was to kill and eat them, raw, in the same mindless, slavering, feral manner in which they treated my tender, adolescent emotional well-being.
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biped May 10, 2004 8:24 PM	/comics/biped/229419/
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biped May 11, 2004 11:32 AM	/comics/biped/229504/
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NooniePuuBunny May 12, 2004 7:47 AM	Hence why you make comics that make bunnies cry.
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biped May 12, 2004 9:07 AM	This is what it sounds like When bun-nies cry Dunt duh-duh-dunt, dunt-dunt-dunt-dunt HEEEEEE
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ambulancedriver May 12, 2004 2:21 PM	Now if you could somehow combine the phone AND Hitler's ass, we'd have the biggest unfunny hit since Sports Night.
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NooniePuuBunny May 12, 2004 8:24 PM	There needs to be MORE unfunny phone comics!! More I say!
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biped May 12, 2004 8:39 PM	quote: Now if you could somehow combine the phone AND Hitler's ass, we'd have the biggest unfunny hit since Sports Night. Yes, if only I could figure out a way to make it look like people were using Hitler's ass to order pizza or call their mom on Mother's Day.
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biped May 12, 2004 8:41 PM	quote: There needs to be MORE unfunny phone comics!! More I say! I'm trying to be unfunny! It's harder than it looks!
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NooniePuuBunny May 12, 2004 8:45 PM	quote: quote: There needs to be MORE unfunny phone comics!! More I say! I'm trying to be unfunny! It's harder than it looks! No its not! I'm unfunny all the time. Its a breeze!
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biped May 12, 2004 8:52 PM	I'm sorry, but I laugh at a lot your comics. I hope you don't take that the wrong way.
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NooniePuuBunny May 12, 2004 8:56 PM	quote: I'm sorry, but I laugh at a lot your comics. I hope you don't take that the wrong way. o_o Nah. It's a tad disturbing that some people like them, but I'm okay with it. ^-^
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Gabu May 12, 2004 9:00 PM	I also find your comics to be of the laughter-inducing variety. I hope your life isn't too ruined.
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biped May 12, 2004 9:02 PM	quote: I also find your comics to be of the laughter-inducing variety. I hope your life isn't too ruined. Oh, yeah? Well, I think your comics are funny too! Take that!
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NooniePuuBunny May 12, 2004 9:03 PM	quote: quote: I also find your comics to be of the laughter-inducing variety. I hope your life isn't too ruined. Oh, yeah? Well, I think your comics are funny too! Take that! Woah! thats harsh! ;_; take pity upon him. He knows not what he says!
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Gabu May 12, 2004 9:07 PM	OH NO I must commit hara-kiri, for my life has been forever tarnished.
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ambulancedriver
May 13, 2004 9:37 AM

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I also find your comics to be of the laughter-inducing variety.

I hope your life isn't too ruined.

Oh, yeah? Well, I think your comics are funny too! Take that!

Woah! thats harsh! ;_; take pity upon him. He knows not what he says!

Guys, you need to take a pill here and just calm down before more people are labeled "funny". We don't want to say anything we can't take back now.

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biped May 13, 2004 9:44 AM	quote: Guys, you need to take a pill here and just calm down before more people are labeled "funny". We don't want to say anything we can't take back now. Ha ha, very funny.
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NooniePuuBunny May 13, 2004 7:44 PM	quote: quote: Guys, you need to take a pill here and just calm down before more people are labeled "funny". We don't want to say anything we can't take back now. Ha ha, very funny. o_O biped! I know Gabu made you upset, but there's no need to take it out on ambulancedriver! He's just trying to difuse the situation. Now step back and calm down.
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NooniePuuBunny May 13, 2004 7:53 PM	You have inspired me with your unfunny comics! XD I have learned new ways of unfunnyness! A celebration I say! Here is my homage to you: /comics/NooniePuuBunny/229975/
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biped May 13, 2004 7:56 PM	I laughed heartily when I read that. I hope you're not too disappointed.
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NooniePuuBunny May 13, 2004 8:08 PM	quote: I laughed heartily when I read that. I hope you're not too disappointed. When I was typing it in, I laughed like a giddy school girl who found a copy of "Playgirl" hidden in her older sister's underwear drawer. (I'm so ashamed.)
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Gabu May 13, 2004 8:17 PM	Hitler's ass must have ruptured quite a few blood vessels by now.
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biped May 13, 2004 8:24 PM	quote: Hitler's ass must have ruptured quite a few blood vessels by now. You know where Hitler's ass CAME from? It came out of his OWN ASS!!!
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NooniePuuBunny May 13, 2004 8:28 PM	quote: quote: Hitler's ass must have ruptured quite a few blood vessels by now. You know where Hitler's ass CAME from? It came out of his OWN ASS!!! Yep. In the beginning, Hitler's ass was a gaping hole. Then someone fed him the ass stem cells along with some fertilizer, and he shit out an ass.
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Gabu May 13, 2004 8:30 PM	229984
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NooniePuuBunny May 13, 2004 8:44 PM	/comics/NooniePuuBunny/229989/ /comics/NooniePuuBunny/229992/
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Gabu May 13, 2004 8:49 PM	229993
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biped May 13, 2004 9:04 PM	I just laughed my ass off reading those. This one will seem anti-climactic after that. /comics/biped/229995/
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kaufman May 13, 2004 9:15 PM	229997
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biped May 13, 2004 9:18 PM	Oh, shit. I just laughed so hard I scared my cats.
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Gabu May 13, 2004 9:41 PM	Damnit, now look what you've started. 229998 229999
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NooniePuuBunny May 14, 2004 7:30 AM	HAHAHAHA! The Hitler bible is frikkin hilarious! /comics/NooniePuuBunny/230039/
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biped May 14, 2004 8:58 AM	It...it's too late...I've opened up Pandora's Box...and released Hitler's ass upon the world...
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NooniePuuBunny May 14, 2004 8:45 PM	quote: It...it's too late...I've opened up Pandora's Box...and released Hitler's ass upon the world... yep. And you know whre Pandora's box came from...
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Gabu May 15, 2004 12:44 AM	230209 Computer programmers will get the title. The Hitler Bible will return when I get unlazy and look up other stuff that happens in the other Bible.
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