"Yo! Over here! Yeah, I'm the one who ordered the emergency liposuction unit."

The amazing Tampon Sisters finally got married.

... and the special edition DVD allows you to see the all-bridal-party version of Alien.

Janine's decision to wear the head and shoulders of her fiance's ex-girlfriend as her veil alternately horrified and impressed her wedding guests.

"Marcie! Get over here! Tom is dressing in drag again and Jenny likes it."

"Quick! They're distracted by the bright light! Get the tranquilizer gun!"

"O.K., everybody engage in awkward, random behavior while I adjust the F-stops for maximum contrast."

Unfortunately for Phil, postmodern wedding photography was rejected by art critics and the general public alike.

Dad always chose to shove his right thumb up Stacy's butthole at the most awkward moments.

Frump Monthly's famed wedding issue.

"The real brides of dracula left a lot to be desired for most men, but he didn't care, he knew these bitches had more blood than the rest of transylvania combined!"

All aboard the Butt Train!

This year's winner of the Most Interesting Beard award.