BEHOLD THE AFTERMATH OF MY AWESOME CHILI FARTS!

The trend of making the interiors of restaurants look like warehouses has finally gone too far with the unveiling of Chez Guevara.

"Welcome back, Mom and Dad. No, I didn't have a party while you were gone."

"After this little incident, Mom and Dad wouldn't let Dirk remodel the house anymore."

Nothing says metal quite like...

Suddenly, Bob was having the "I really need a hug, dude" nightmare again.

Man I wish I'd taken the blue pill

"sorry, you cant come to my candle party"

"It's the newest reality TV design show, While You Were Out At A Norwegian Folk Bagpipe Metal Concert."

The latest incarnation of the son of God, Urban Jesus, practises his forthcoming soul-saving crucifixion in the ruins of a world gone mad.

The industrial revolution had finally reached the desolate island race and Rob had time to muse in his spacious arm of the galvanised steel 'wicker-man' that 'this monstrosity would never catch fire'.

Somehow, even four years into his teenage rebellion phase, Derek had failed to learn that it's impossible to look bad-ass while wearing khakis.

"The latest Hed PE video leaves much to be desired."

Behold Lardon, Keeper of the Abandoned Strip-Mall Fire Corridor.

- "I am the God of Aluminum!!!"

"You are entering a large dungeon. It is well-lit. There is a troll at the entrance."

haha... you are likely to be eaten by a grue...