Mr. Rock, how DARE you?! You don't know where that hat's BEEN!!

What a night! Am I fergettin anything? Let's see... one... two... nope! All set! Bye Joe.

Jessica realizes that men don't just scratch for the heck of it after coming home from having her sex change operation.

Kid Rock pretends that whistling noise isn't really the wind blowing through the empty space in his exaggerated "crotch-grab."

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where the hell did it go!??!?

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"Testes... 1... 2... 3???"

"Hmm. What is that little lump? Oh wait... I just have a boner. Nevermind."

I need those glasses so my hat doesn't drop over my eyes

"hey, check this out, i found a tic-tac in my undies!"

According to the latest medical papers, blind men have taken to using their erections instead of the stereotypical white cane to navigate their sightless world.

"WHERE'S MAH DICK? Oh, there it is, behind mah car keys."

"Look Kid Rock has laryngitis and the clap."

Kid Rock's bitchy brother, Kid Cock.