*sigh* I'll do the obvious.

"Big sale on now! Sucky Sucky dolls for only fie dolla!"

New "Pedo Pals" -- just in time for Christmas.

Photographed in the actual act of sucking your soul.

The "My First Schoolgirl" line by Hustler is a big seller.

Offscreen: Ken just took off his pants and is wearing Barbie's thong.

It's the Conjoined Barbies Playset!

About halfway through the TATU concert, the audience realized it was a sham.

The only problem with the new RealDoll, Jr. was that it filled up so darn fast.

Due to previous commitments, Drew Barrymore was unavailable for Charlie's Angels 3. No one noticed.