I was going to put a funny caption, but I was too busy masturbating.

"Oh Doktor, you must to help me! My poosy is having a large foreign object stuck in it!"

"Doktor! My poosy is being to have shit on Mama! Please talk to the poosy! Make it not to shit on Mama!"

"Doktor! Look what Ingrid find in poosy! Another poosy!"

"My pussy's been a bad girl... can you help me give it an enema?"

(enter obligatory kitty porn reference here)

PETA took one look at her bra, and a moment later, she was splattered in red paint.

Cat [whispering]: Send Help!

I've got more pussy right here than you'll EVER get!

I'd tap that.

Oh... and I'd have sex with the girl as well given the chance.

"If you thought the hampster trick was good, you ain't seen nothin' yet!"

PUSSY PLAY PING PONG!!!

Q: What's the difference between the two pussies?

A: One is gray and furry and has sharp teeth, and the other meows and catches mice.

omg

"Oh, my gorsh...I sure hope that guy knows which one of us he's supposed to stick that thing in..."

"Okay, I spread my pussy for your camera, but I don't understand why..."

Cats: the only animals with a built-in vibration function.

Just two more reasons why cats should be depawed.

Realizing she was about to be photographed showing her superfluous third nipple, Jenny held up the cat and placed it strategically in front just in the nick of time.

Wow... that sucked.