Now that is just cruelty to animals. I'm calling the ASPCA.

The pigs were angry at the cows for their being the majority's meat of choice. They'd show them. They'd show them all.

George Orwell's disturbing book of animal communism, 'Animal Farm', teaches us that comfort corrupts, and that absolute comfort corrupts absolutely...

The Chick-fil-a Cows' new attempts to redirect consumer attentions towards other animals were failing miserably.

Lisa and Eb thought it was cute, but Oliver was somewhat disturbed by Arnold Ziffel's clever new calf-head footwear.

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Lisa and Eb thought it was cute, but Oliver was somewhat disturbed by Arnold Ziffel's clever new calf-head footwear.

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"Do these slippers make me look fat?"

Boy, my dogs are barkin'. No, wait...

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George Orwell's disturbing book of animal communism, 'Animal Farm', teaches us that comfort corrupts, and that absolute comfort corrupts absolutely...

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Another triumph for genetic engineering.

The world is full of crashing boars.

DATELINE: The third ring of hell -
Spankling was convicted today on three counts of posting a stupid picture just to make a terrible, terrible pun. Poetically, according to local ordinance, said felony, regardless of the content of the picture, is punishable by being reincarnated as a pig and forced to wear cow slippers. A spokesman for the convicted said it was unlikely he would appeal, as he has always dreamed of being a pig, if only to learn how to properly squeal like one.