Go ahead. Make a caption. I dare, no, I double, no, I TRIPLE FUCKING DARE YOU to make a caption.

The NRA decided that it had had enough of dinners being ruined by screaming babies.

China's new plan on controlling the population.

Just remember to stand your ground if they charge at you.

- Oscar-winning actress Helen Hunt's decision to sell her childhood memorabilia didn't pan out as well as she had hoped.

- Engrish.com finds another instance of mistaken letter use by Asian companies. The 'H' was cupposed to be a 'C'.

- Michael Jackson is on the mailing list under the 'males only' section.

Most potential customers, terrified by the name, never entered what turned out to be an outfit offering delightful miniature sporting expeditions.

The best place in China to enjoy a nice, quiet dinner.

The never-finished follow-up to Nintendo's Duck Hunt cartridge would have been a classic.