CBS recently changed their mind about airing a 21st century version of the Dukes of Hazzard, releasing only this photo as their reasoning.

This is what happens when there's only one handicapped parking spot.

After lifetimes of hearing that the colors should remain segregated, two brave autos finally took action and shared their forbidden love with the world.

-- ... proving once again that you can take the asshole out of the SUV, but you can't take the SUV out of the asshole.

-- My handicap? Parallel parking. Why?

-- Parking in a subduction zone.

Okay... bring it back a liiiitle more.

There is now a growing market for auto-based porn. This is a recent scene from the latest photo shoot, entitled "Tailpipe".

The merger of Daimler-Chrysler and Nissan hits a rough spot.

Billy Joel strikes again.