"Mr. President, I think the weapons of Mass Destruction are in my biceps, And i'll give you a hint where Osama is hiding."

Auditions ground to a halt today as band members had to explain to Bush that there was no president in the Village People.

A gay drum major held Bush up after one of his puppet strings broke.

The common chimpanzee Pan troglodytes can be taught to wear human clothing and even walk upright. However, it will always have an awkward, lumbering gait.

As his way of apologizing, President Bush posed for a photograph with each member of the Naval Academy's graduating class before sending them off to get shot by Iraqis.

President leads entire Marine Band in "jerkoff" gesture.

On second thought, maybe an Irish wake for Reagan isn't the best idea.

George Bush and Popeye, Jr. just punched Bluto and Bluto, Jr. and knocked them way up into a tree.

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On second thought, maybe an Irish wake for Reagan isn't the best idea.

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they appear to be leading the crowd in a rousing song. don't doubt the k. (:

"Looky, America! We make funny armpit noises, and them sounds like FARTS, ha ha! We FUNNY! You all sentenced to be executed. Now shut up."

"I march before a martyred world, an army for the fight
I speak of great heroic days, of victory and might
I hold a banner drenched in blood, I urge you to be brave
I lead you to your destiny, I lead you to your grave"

-- the immortal bards, Motorhead; commenting on politicians generally.

The microphones pick up the barely audible sound bite from G.W.:

"Son, you'd better smile in this picture, because I am the only Bush you're ever gonna get."

The entire town Mayberry cheered as President George Bush paid tribute to Otis Campbell at this week's 34th annual Andy Griffith Follies. The Gay Pride Marine Corps were also on hand to honor one of their own, the late Private Gomer Pyle.