So... is that a yes or no to Jengalaya Jones and her clusterfuckology? If so, then thanks, crazy Goodwill Bell-Ringer, and if not: here's the history of Jengalaya Jones:
It all went down on a summer day when a parapalegic prostitute and a floating jaw met to form Jones... Jengalaya Jones. Many know her for her amputee-pornstar films such as
"One Leg, Two Leg, Third Leg, Poo Leg,"
a great porn that combines the genres of amputation, huge dongs, and defecation. It gained much praise since the film had something for everyone, but kept such fetishes, er- genres of huge dicks and defecation into a perfect blend.
But some know Jengalaya Jones like I know Jengalaya Jones: she's scary. she's like Brianna Banks on acid and hemorhhoids (yes, hemorhhoids), only twice as disgusting and actually on LSD. This is disturbing.
I will close this lovely tale with a saying from one of my favorite authors, Jorge J. Jansen, who said, "No man is an island, but Jengalaya Jones can ROCK MY BOAT!!"
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Yes. This is what my friends and I consider to be humor. It's usually not this dirty.