Thanks to that gypsy fortune teller, Spankling knew that someday he would be King of the Forest Sprites.

That goat's in better shape than I am.

The Green Lantern should think of retiring.

The world of geriatric porn is a very very scary world indeed.

The Jolly Green Giant was far from jolly when Sprout's grandfather showed up in the valley with Childcare Protection and a box full of incriminating photos from the afterschool rhubarb.

Nature Grampsâ„¢ models the new line of male lingerie, including the CodgerPiece, which is made out of real Cod.

Abe Vigoda in his porn star years.

"My testicles are like two peas in a pod, 'ceptin for the one that's been removed that is."