Little known fact: Gerard Damiano got his start directing wildlife films for Walt Disney.

Bear on all fours: (thinking) Big Ben my ass.

Only you can prevent premature ejaculation.

It was at that moment that Steve realized that Gentle Ben was not all that gentle.

That's a great way to get honey.

"Hey man, don't we have, like, really big incisors?"

"Now we all know why geeks watch those nature documentaries"