"Holy shit, BOBBY?! I haven't seen you since I was 2 months! You still shitting in your pants? Oooh, yeah, that can be rough. Well, like I always say, 'spinach is for those who try too hard'"

Unlike secular daycares that teach your toddler how to glue dried macaroni to a styrofoam cup, Holy Name of Jesus Discipleship will bring your child closer to the Lord our Savior with lessons in love, respect, faith, potty training and stigmata.