Miss Piggy off camera: "You want some more pork, Frog? You think you can take it?"

"Something about the proctologist's alibi smells funny", thought Sherlock Hemlock, as he went over the evidence surrounding Kermit's murder once again. "But I just can't put my finger on it."

Man, talk about a major asshole! And look, he posted a picture of kermit the frog, too!

Just as I always suspected -- Kermit the Frog wouldn't last two days in prison.

We all know whats green and smells like pork buuuut.... whats pink and smells like protein.

I don't even want to know what the tape is for.

I'm surprised no one did this:

"It's not easy being green."

'Ribbit for your pleasure'

A sunbathing Kermit fails to notice that his thong had 'slipped a little'

Does my asshole look big in this strip of sellotape?

"With one hand ready to catch the little rascal and the other one poised to strike, Kermit thought it would only be a matter of time before he proved once and for all to his psychiatrist that his stools were alive and out to kill him."

Kermit realized his lover used a "ribbit" condom.

This is from a fan-fic comic involving all of the gundam wing characters sodomizing muppets.

A photo of a Kermit the frog muppet, where the hand hole looks like a large rectum.

Say what you see.

It appears as though a big black dot has been placed over the actual hand hole, which is probably just a slit in the bottom of the puppet (or "muppet") instead of a big black hole as the picture would seem to suggest.

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It appears as though a big black dot has been placed over the actual hand hole, which is probably just a slit in the bottom of the puppet (or "muppet") instead of a big black hole as the picture would seem to suggest.

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Kermit's bris goes horribly awry.

www.frogse.cx

That one has been removed, Jes. Here's a working link.

frogse.cx!

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That one has been removed, Jes. Here's a working link.

frogse.cx!

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Funniest shit evar. I am gonna make that pic famous.

That was funny.

I knew it!!!