Stop lighting your farts.

LOL BURN

"OH NO!!! I just remembered I was supposed to coach my little-league team yesterday, and I'll bet all the kids were disappointed when I didn't show up."

FLAMER!

Wake and bake, burn and learn...

Every time Lowell wore his shiney yellow fleece, people would spray him with fire extinguishers.

Capcom decided that Megaman boss Mr. Fire was different enough from Flame Man, Fire Man, Heat Man, and Lava Man to warrant creation.

I don't care young man, you are NOT getting into my clean car like THAT!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

"Christ! This rock in my shoe is driving me nuts!"

"Oh, wait -- NOW I get it! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"

The guy dresses in fire and he still looks like a dork.

Dick then realized that they the lyrics to "Disco Inferno" were not to be taken seriously, as his afro was burnt to a crisp.

The added gimmicks to the new season of "The Apprentice" resulted in skyrocketing ratings.

"Ouch."