"Mrs.Spankling got so tired of repeating the same phrase over and over that she just wrote it down on a card."

So THAT'S the locations of the WOMD!

From her expression, I'd have said he put it in her mouth.

BOB EUBANKS: "Dave...what do you think Janet said...was the most memorable thing...about your wedding night?"

Oddly, the "it" she was referring to was his living will.

Glenda got locked in while teaching the university’s gorilla sign language. The next morning her fellow students found a more contrite and subdued Glenda and a more peaceful and satisfied gorilla.

By the way... I'd do that mouth.

Ok. So.. after he crazy glued your lower lip like that, what did he do with the tube of crazy glue remover?

I see...

Oh, my.