Up her butt.

Linda Blair in Exorcist III, the Buick of Baphomet.

This is the only known photo of the love child of Jennifer Aniston and rocker Gene Simmons.

After years of college Jenna is able to shape her tongue into a butt-plug at will!

I sure would love to bounce naked Jenna Bush up and down on my dick and get drunk, sloppy blowjobs from her and stuff.

Oh, I'm sorry. That wasn't much of a caption, was it.

I want to fuck her up the ass, and then have her blow me until I shoot so hard my man-honey squirts out of her nose.

Then I will send copies of the tape to Denis Kucinich's office, so he can blackmail Bush into giving him the Presidency.

Future porno star.

My car is more well oiled than yours is, nyah nyah!

The president's daughters were drilled extensively on how to turn their tongues into effective vomit-stoppers - for press photo shoots - and could actually keep themselves from hurling vodka all over the upholstery for several minutes, until the car could get out of camera range.

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The president's daughters were drilled extensively on how to turn their tongues into effective vomit-stoppers - for press photo shoots - and could actually keep themselves from hurling vodka all over the upholstery for several minutes, until the car could get out of camera range.

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