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possums
July 24, 2004 10:30 AM

Hoya hoya hoya, Constantino Goya! It's good to win. Oh... MAN is it good to win. Yeah. I'll be dancing out of my asshole soon, and that's ugly. Dern ugly. *cough*

Anyway, welcome to BTC 12. Last time I hosted one o' these things, I had pretty freeform rules. No more. This is going to be a more textbook BTC. Here's your template:

/comics/possums/243142/

Go nuts with this! I'm giving points for creativity and humor.

But most importantly...

HAVE A FUN!!!!

I'll judge sometime next Friday or Saturday... Sunday at the latest.

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biped
July 24, 2004 11:58 AM

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yourdogsmom17
July 24, 2004 2:40 PM

YO
243189
-URDOGSMOM

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Gabu
July 24, 2004 7:32 PM

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Zegota
July 25, 2004 3:28 AM

243285

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Gabu
July 25, 2004 3:50 AM

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Kr0n1c
July 25, 2004 4:31 PM

Im 100% American. I love America. I just don't like some of the things politicians have done in the name of America.

/comics/Kr0n1c/243391/
/comics/Kr0n1c/243394/

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possums
July 25, 2004 4:40 PM

Uh, normally I wouldn't let a two-part BTC entry fly, but yours was pretty good, so I'll let it pass. It would have passed with flying colors if the ninja used the "Five-Palm Exploding Heart" technique, ala Kill Bill.

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fzh
July 25, 2004 4:56 PM

243398
sorry about mispelling "some"

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JESUSSANDWICH
July 25, 2004 6:35 PM

quote:
It would have passed with flying colors if the ninja used the "Five-Palm Exploding Heart" technique, ala Kill Bill.

I <3 Kill Bill

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fzh
July 25, 2004 6:52 PM

243429

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EvilZak
July 25, 2004 7:09 PM

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biped
July 25, 2004 8:48 PM

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Gabu
July 25, 2004 10:02 PM

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qwertyuio
July 26, 2004 5:52 PM

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Rabid_Weasle
July 26, 2004 6:39 PM

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areallystupidguy
July 29, 2004 12:07 PM

244240

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areallystupidguy
July 29, 2004 12:36 PM

Here's another one. I went against the rules a teensy bit on it, but hopefully we can all ignore that.

244248

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possums
July 30, 2004 8:04 PM

I'm going to be out of town with limited to no internet access, so judging will likely be next Tuesday or Wednesday. Besides, I haven't seen a laugh-out-loud entry yet (though I have seen very solid entries from EvilZak, qwertyuio, and areallystupidguy), so keep em coming.

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Gabu
July 31, 2004 1:04 AM

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Injokester
August 2, 2004 6:02 PM

/comics/Injokester/245039/

Who says you can't kill two birds with one stone?

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fzh
August 3, 2004 9:02 PM

Injokester, while the concept of combining FTC and BTC has been used before, I like how that turned out.

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possums
August 3, 2004 9:36 PM

JUDGING TIME!!

As usual, I'm going to use totally random pictures as verification of totally random awards. Basically, if you got one, I enjoyed your comic one way or another.

DA TROOF!!! Award Goes to fzh for The Evolution of the Modern American. Because it's so true. He also gets points for a fantastic Swedish Chef reference. I love that fucking muppet.

The Best Ridiculing of a n00b Award Goes to areallystupidguy for The Birth of a Cunt. It's the best twist of the rules I've seen since that guy glorped the alien back in FTC 28. The guy who made that comic was a genius.

Most Creative Yet Required Absolutely No Work at All: Injokester for FTC 40 + BTC12: Why Not? Though the outcome was pretty funny, the effort was missing. Nice rack, though.

Believe it or not, this is not from Exploding Dog. I'm serious.

And lastly, the Grand Prize, host of the next BTC, and future owner of an unsigned picture of Bob Saget goes to...

EVIL ZAK! for World V2, which caught me totally off guard. I laughed until I cried.

I thought most of the entries were good, but these ones were the ones that I found to be the funniest.

Now, take it away, you monogamous invertibrate!

(btw, Zak, I'm sorry about the picture not being signed. I couldn't contact the stupid hack by email OR snail mail OR death threats, so you'll just have to do with the unsigned picture)

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areallystupidguy
August 4, 2004 12:07 AM

Rock on. I will take this award, and use it for the power of good and might. Yo.

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