No more extra-bean borettos before bed. Or else we'll have to pad the cave roof too.

"So the rumors are true!", Becky thought, "Jared really does have a fetish for molesting the pinky toes of large rock monsters while they sleep!"

Unfortunately, the Australian member of the climbing team was still having trouble adjusting to this hemisphere.

Damn! That inflatable matress from Canadian Tire is to the X-TREME!!!