"I am CRUSHING YOUR HEAD! Crush! Crush! Crush!"

"George's penis is rumored to be this -- wait, why am I answering this question?"

"My invisible camera can take pictures of the invisible robot hypnotists that used to torment Garrett Morris."

"This is how I twist the 'Smarminess Factor' dial on Dubya's control panel."

If you dont stop asking me that same question over and over, I'm going to pinch your nipples.

Ha, its actually pretty funny your head looks about this big from far away.

"We were THIS close to seeing if Osama wears boxers or briefs. THIS CLOSE!"