And he's butt fucking your teen age daughters!

That's not Superman. That's his arch-nemesis, Lech Luthor.

"Whah, shore, ahm superman, honey. Yew wanna meet me in that phone booth ovah theyah?"

"Grandpa, could you come sober to at least ONE family reunion?"

Okay so I can't fly with you. Either you have Kriptonite in that purse or your ass is bigger than it looks.

Personal note: I'd do her.

Man of steel, woman of rohypnol.

Boy, superman really let himself go...and he didnt age well either.

"Not at all! The English culture has never, and will never be polluted by those ruffians across the pond," exclaimed William, Earl of Kent.

"...and the Invisible Man said, 'I don't know, but my anus sure hurts.' Get it? Haw haw haw..."

Superman's clever wordplay is always appreciated because the pun is the Lois form of humor.

I don't mean to brag, honey, but let's just say I can go "up, up and away".

Fortunately, Superman's indestructible shorts prevented his premature ejaculation from blowing Becky in half at the waist.

Has anyone made a faster than a speeding bullet joke yet?

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Has anyone made a faster than a speeding bullet joke yet?

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Girl: "You prematurely ejaculated faster than a speeding bullet, Superman."

Superman's sperm is so fast that he ejaculated a week before meeting this hooker.