I don't want to generalise here...but Chinese people living in China

-don't wash themselves. Don't get me wrong, they can.
-don't care about the outside world. They only have 1 source of international news, and it's filtered down by Beijing.
-are afraid of foreigners. They stare continuously. No other country that i've visited has had people stare at me like I was on fire. If they're passed the shyness stage, they'll yell an obscenity to try and embarass you.
-don't care about health. They spit, litter and eat anywhere they wish.
-don't care about their appearance. They smell horribly and have the worst breath I've ever been exposed to.
-don't care about being somewhere on time. My students regularly arrive 40 minutes late. Classes are 1-hour long.
-care only about their social status in the community, what people will think of them if they send their child to 'this school' and what people'll think wether they buy 'this car' or not. They NEED acceptance or else they are nothing.
-do not respect women, as many housewives are beaten on a regular basis.
-always take advantage of foreigners, wether by charging you twice the amount for a cab ride (they assume you owe them more because you 'have' more; or they screw you with souvenirs, or a plethora of other things. They'll find something.
-regularly gossip behind other people's backs, regardless of who it is or what the consequences could be.
-will complain if something doesn't go their way; they are the authority on everything.
-have more pride than any other citizen from any country in the world; they shouldn't, in the end, because what's there to be proud of? Being a member of a 3rd world country that's over-populated and polluted?
-don't care about politics, therefore don't care about their children's future. If you start talking against the government's policies you are branded a member of an uprising group and sent to prison.

That's all I can think of now. I've spent almost 2 years of my short life living here and I see these things everyday. I love this country for a lot of reasons...but let's just say there's room for 'improvement'.

Myles.

Sure, but they have rickshaws don't they? C'mon man, see the other side of the coin. It's easy to hate, but it's hard to roll a joint with your toes.
Have you ever thoughgt about maybe whipping a couple of them? With a whip though, not a dead dog ha ha(don't Get me started on that it's a loong -but happy-story).

I've been putting up with a lot since I first moved here; but yes whipping has entered my mind a few times. HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? COM E HERE SO I CAN BREAK YOUR FACE FAG

so there you go

myles.

Did you just berate a child halfway through your post? Jeez your class is no dead poets society is it? Oh, maybe you can tell me - why to Chinese people say 'Hoi' at the end of each sentence. Actually maybe I am thinking of the Japanese but please try to answer the question anyway.

Hey myles, do you not have any friends to vent this shit to?

I thought you idiots were my friends?

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I thought you idiots were my friends?

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You're no one's friend unless I say so, got it?

Not THIS again! Rabid, how many times do I have to tell you that I'm NOT locked in your basement anymore? We'll have broken up a year this September.

THAT'S IT, NO FISH HEADS FOR YOU!

Hey, Mikey, what's that silly wee man in your sig?

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THAT'S IT, NO FISH HEADS FOR YOU!

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MikeG;
of course I was talking to you. Oh, do you believe in the "parallel universe" theory? If so, then I was talking to all the MikeG's in the spectrum of 1 gazillion universes.

"Happy now, ass-wipe?" -Anger Management

You're dern mouthy fer new blood.

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MikeG;
of course I was talking to you. Oh, do you believe in the "parallel universe" theory? If so, then I was talking to all the MikeG's in the spectrum of 1 gazillion universes.

"Happy now, ass-wipe?" -Anger Management

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Ok just as long as you don't touch my strip :(
I wouldn't be able to live with myself, 'specially if you wrote comments like "your strip sux" and "we hate dolphins". I'd become suicidal and move to the USA.

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if you wrote comments like "your strip sux" and "we hate dolphins". I'd become suicidal

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hey areallystupidguy, lay off the glue sniffing.

I thought you were okay at first, Mr Porpoise.

Then you posted a picture of some Chinese dude chowing down on a roasted baby. I mean, I've heard my fair share of 'dead baby' jokes, but that picture would make the most depraved person I know go to confession and cry. Seriously effed up, man. I won't be able to have Peking duck for months.

My point is... You can't come to a site and expect everyone to be your friend. You have to earn it. Posting pics of a slanty-eyed Hannibal Lecter munching on a spit-roasted infant isn't the way to go about making friends. We leave that kind of behavior to boinky and only boinky, thank you.

I wouldn't post that picture.
I saw it a few years ago and I almost forgot about until he posted it. Thanks alot!

I was kidding, boinky. I know you wouldn't post that shit.

Yeah, boinky has class!

...He only posts goatse.

A man's gaping asshole is actually a pleasent site compared to the guy from 'Harold and Kumar' eating a baby's arm as if its a chicken wing.

What boinky posted was merely perverted. It's something that makes me momentarily recoil in disgust and then I promptly scrubbed it from my mind by looking at porn. What Dynamo Dolphin posted was downright disturbing and its been a struggle to eat since I saw it. Thanks a lot, you sick dolphin fuck.

Listen;
I came to this site expecting to make a strip and mind my own business. People have been attacking me left and right since I arrived, a 'ritual' of some sorts that gives the older members an opportunity to assert themselves and show the others 'how things work' around here.
Well I've had enough of it. I didn't sign-up to make friends in the first place; after a while, I thought I could become friends with a few of you because of the common sense of humour the we share; however it never seems to be enough and it's gotten fairly old by now. The older members here have too much time on their hands and don't know what to do with it; they go around the forums posting shit and insults in every which way (MikeG in particular). What the hell is wrong with you people? Can anyone explain?

Myles.

P.S. The picture I posted was an early test in order to see what tolerance level you people have here. I guess it worked. I'm sorry if it offended some of you, but I wanted to prove a theory of mine that is mentionned above; that the veterans here run the show and that 'new blood' doesn't get a say, until they've been approved. Well, I tried.

Get over yourself, kid. You had your chance and you blew it. Stick a fork in yourself. You're done.

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P.S. The picture I posted was an early test in order to see what tolerance level you people have here. I guess it worked. I'm sorry if it offended some of you, but I wanted to prove a theory of mine that is mentionned above; that the veterans here run the show and that 'new blood' doesn't get a say, until they've been approved. Well, I tried.

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Here's some advice:

Don't be an idiot. You didn't just come in here acting humble like you are making yourself out to be. I don't have anything in particular against you, but I will say that picture of the dude munching on the baby was nastier than even repeated viewings of Goatse man.

You also started a thread called "My beef with Idiot China". That's kind of an ignorant statement to make in your first couple of weeks ANYWHERE. You've been fairly aggressive in your quest for acceptance here, which I can respect. But you haven't exactly been too smart about it. And you haven't really contributed anything, really.

I have a problem in ANY medium with people who barge into somewhere, so to speak, and just rattle on about themselves. You've done that, and for the most part I've ignored it. I may have made a snarky comment here or there, which I am perfectly allowed to do. Some people put up with it, some people don't. I could give less of a shit most of the time. But now you get all indignant. Most of the people here are just fucking with you, which is what people do, especially on a humor site. Now, I just think you're a big fucking tool. Before I didn't really care, now I think you're a shitstain. Way to go! Mission Accomplished.

Well hey, guys, i'm glad I pissed you off.

What's the deal though with the macho, superiority complexes?
I came here to have some fun, too, and although the image I posted was very graphic, it was ment as a joke, and I personally think it wasn't as harsh as what some of the other members said in the 'word association' thread. Why does my picture have to be taken seriously all of a sudden? It's just a picture.
I might have came on a little strong with some of you; I wasn't exactly 'looking' to be recognized, just accepted.

I'm honestly curious now, because I think you're full of shit. What words in the 'Word Association' thread are as disturbing as showing a picture of a man biting into a well-done baby? Please enlighten me.

Oh, spare me. Macho? You can't be MACHO on a fucking internet forum. Take the ribbing, and shut the fuck up.

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The thing is, the veterans here helped the site grow from a baby to a sex crazed, perverted teenager.

That said, we were all newbies once and quite a few of us had to take some form of ribbing at one time or another, either for our comics or posts (or both). You can either grow a thick skin and not worry about it, or move on.

Some people here are obnoxious (winks @ Mikey), but if they are funny and show another side to their personality, that can all be forgiven. I don't think we've seen that side from you myles, and IMO, that's the problem people are having.

Then again...what do I know, I'm just a cranky old bastard.

P.S. I think that baby pic is fake. At least I hope it is.

Ok, ok I get it.

So if some 'punk kid' comes in here and displays a little aggression, then he's beaten down until he submits / grows a thick skin / becomes a 'veteran' / does it to someone else.

Sounds good to me.

No, we're not talking about a little aggression. We're talking about a thread with the ignorant fucking title of "My beef with Idiot China". In which you proceeded to basically slag the Chinese. Enthic jokes can be really funny, as long as the intention behind them is not biased. What you did was just bitch about an entire enthicity.

Also, that picture of the dude eating the baby didn't help. I'm not saying it's the worst thing in the world (but it comes goddamn close), but add that to this stupid China thread and voila! You're kind of a jerkoff.

As niteowl so succinctly put it, I am obnoxious. Also, I am pretty honest, and rather mouthy. But that's just me, and I've made a few people laugh here and there. Also weep with frustration and anxiety, but that was just andydougan, and he does that just about every day anyway.

I say if you're going to be a prick, you should at least be a funny one. Like boinky33. Or andydougan. But not MaKK. No one thinks MaKK is funny, except for maybe my mom.

You still suck balls, myles, but I think you're getting the picture.

P.S. - niteowl, you were supposed to wink at me again after the "but if they are funny and show another side to their personality, that can all be forgiven" part.

You could also put on a pink clown suit or make comics about anal sex. THEN people would fawn over you.

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Not to steer the conversation away from the anal raping, shit throwing dodgeball game you guys have got going here, but I'm the type of person who likes to shine above the pack with my vast amount of trivial knowledge. Chinese people stink because they eat fish. That's actually true. Because fish is a major part of their diet, they smell differently than 'western red-meat' based cultures. To them, we got the funk.

We now return you to the mud slinging, already in progress.

Actually, niteowl, I don't remember anyone giving you shit when you came, but then, you were always really damn cool. Also, you were dragged kicking and screaming into the forums as I remember.

As for the hirearchy, I can't even remember what it is anymore, except that Gabe, Dan and Brad are all my seniors, and most of the rest of you are my juniors.

Not that I care anymore, I've been gone so long that it really doesn't seem like there's any hirearchy. All I see is a few idiot assholes coming in here to troll. Yes, that means you, myles.

What you're doing isn't funny, it isn't cool, and it's not even amusing in a shitty Tom-Green fashion. Have all the fun you want, just keep it to yourself.

In conclusion, stop being such a fuckwad and play nice. Or at least play like a human being, rather than a neophyte Fark poster.

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Actually, niteowl, I don't remember anyone giving you shit when you came, but then, you were always really damn cool. Also, you were dragged kicking and screaming into the forums as I remember.

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I'm painfully shy, not unwilling to talk. :/

P.S. DX is the bomb-diggity, yo. That psycoma chick is alright too. ;)

P.P.S. I think Makk is funny, but looks aren't everything.

niteowl is painfully shy? He's always putting me in check, and giving me a friendly smackdown. I'd say he's one of the more outspoken forumusers. And one of the naughtiest. Have you seen the array of nighties he carries in his briefcase? Unreal, really.

yes, but I must warn you...he has a history of this sort of behavior with strangers online...those nighties are probably used :P

I agree with DX. There's no hirearchy here. There is certainly a hierarchy, though.

DX is the queen of Stripcreator!

I thought DX was the queen of these guys.

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niteowl is painfully shy? He's always putting me in check, and giving me a friendly smackdown. I'd say he's one of the more outspoken forumusers. And one of the naughtiest. Have you seen the array of nighties he carries in his briefcase? Unreal, really.

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Moi, naughty?...absolutely. I am a dirty bitch.

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Yeah, speaking of which you left your ass hairs all over my kitchen sink again.

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That's a relief. I was looking for my fucking penis. I've been forced to make do with my divining penis and my custodial penis.

That reminds me. I also found your medicinal penis and your political penis in the drier. They're very clean.

I'm sorry I'm not angrier at the race-baiting, but all I can think of when I see this subject line is, "mmmmm, Hunan Beef."

(You know what would be really unexpected right about now? Some kind of homo joke involving Hunan Beef.)