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Spankling
August 9, 2004 10:22 PM

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NooniePuuBunny
August 9, 2004 10:31 PM

There once was a man from New Mass...
Who had solid balls of brass...
In stormy weather
They'd clank together
And sparks would fly out of his ass...

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ivytheplant
August 10, 2004 11:56 AM

Damn new agers won't stay off my lawn.

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MikeyG
August 10, 2004 1:54 PM

He's really hoping that fish-eye effect will make it look bigger.

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Derangon
August 11, 2004 4:51 AM

It was then that he came to the horrid realization that he really should have used protection.

(I'm rusty, okay?)

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UnknownEric
August 11, 2004 9:20 AM

"No, I still look like an aging hippie with man boobs. Damn, this 'magic mirror' sucks!"

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Zaster
August 21, 2004 12:51 PM

Maybe RealDoll's new line of garden gnomes wasn't such a good idea after all.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
August 21, 2004 7:30 PM

Following the success of his DB7 clothing range, Beckham was determined to succeed in his new Goldenballs football range.

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NGrassi22
August 23, 2004 9:06 PM

He knew something was really wrong when the hernia looked larger than usual.

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biped
September 1, 2004 1:32 PM

Bob could blow the biggest pee-pee bubbles ever.

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jes_lawson
September 20, 2004 5:42 PM

quote:
Following the success of his DB7 clothing range, Beckham was determined to succeed in his new Goldenballs football range.

"And you'll stay there until I get a number one!", said Posh.

David knew he's be there for a long, long time.

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boorite
September 30, 2004 1:44 PM

"You hold the ball, Charlie Brown, and I'll come running up and kick it."

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Enderandrew
October 4, 2004 7:59 PM

"Testicular cancer is not funny."

"Yes it is, watch Fight Club."

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